I voted for John Kerry. I tried to pressure other people into voting for John Kerry, and by "pressure" I mean cornering them and lambasting them until they admitted that the deplorable state of the union was caused by none other than G.W. and that they could never, never vote for him or his ilk again unless they wanted their grandmother to eat cat food for dinner every night. (At least I didn't put collars on them or attack them with German shepherds, unlike some of my fellow Americans.)
But the guy is a total spineless douchebag, and I am reminded of this because he JUST NOW released his military service records which CONFIRM his honorable service and bravery in the line of fire, and which, not incidentally, contain commendations by the same shitheads who appeared in the Swiftboat Veterans for Total Dissembling ads. (This is from Kos, by the way.)
GODDAMN IT WHY THE FUCK COULDN'T YOU HAVE DONE THIS A YEAR AGO WHEN IT WOULD HAVE MATTERED I HOPE YOU DON'T THINK THIS WILL HELP YOU 2008 RUN FOR PRESIDENT BECAUSE YOU'D HAVE TO ROLL TANKS OVER MY CATFOOD EATING GRANDMOTHER BEFORE I LET YOU RUN AGAIN YOU INCOMPETENT JACKASS.
