the virgin mary grilled cheese was bad enough

or was it Jesus on the grilled cheese? I forget. I always thought that the reason that sandwich didn't rot was not Divine Intervention but the fact that white bread and american cheese are actually not biodegradable. At any rate, here's more heavenly intervention for you: Jesus spotted in sonogram. Because he doesn't have anything better to do, apparently. From the truly excellent, always outraged, Empire Burlesque.