How Nice

For years, I have struggled with carrying the burdensome responsibility of my own uterus. Now no longer. Five very ugly white men have relieved me of making decisions for myself. Even better, they've taken the decision out of the hands of those snake oil salesmen, medically qualified board certified doctors. Some of these doctors even have their own hysteria-making womb, which just goes to show you how unqualified they are to be making these kinds of decisions for other Penis Deficient Americans. Now Spermatazoan Americans and Fetal Americans can relax, safe in the knowlege that their life is protected, even if their host's is not.