Obamapologists

"Obama to Open Offshore Areas to Oil Drilling for First Time."

Oh, rly? Ya, rly. (In passing, I wonder if text-speak will be a key part of the evolution of language, so in 500 years, many words will omit vowels all together, srsly.)

A few weeks ago I agreed with Glenn Greenwald that Obama feels free to dismiss the left in this country because pissing them off is virtually cost-free. Nate Silver and some other members of the White Liberal Males Who Love Obama SOOOO Much said that this wasn't true, the health care bill was really demonstrative of Obama's fantastic masterful strategy, and all those little tiny problems leftists had with the bill are going to go away POOF later on. Obamagic!

And now I present to you, the American Left: offshore drilling! The rigs are going to be in the shape of one big middle finger. This is no doubt a core part of Obama's cunning strategy to get some Republicans to vote for the cap-and-trade bill (this is actually being suggested, which is re-fucking-diculous, fr rl.)