Sunday, April 25, 2010

States Which Should Be Given Back to Mexico

Not that Mexico would take them, but add Arizona to the list. I'm more than willing to give them Texas, as well. But then we'd have all these Texans trying to get into Louisiana and Oklahoma, desperate for low-paying agricultural jobs, and then we'd have to pass a law that authorized police to demand identification and residency papers from anyone with a drawl or a Stetson or a "Don't Tread On Me!" flag, tiresome.

Anyway, you have to just love a state--that only exists because of massive federal subsidies on water, the Hoover Dam didn't build itself, nutheads--which spends all its time voting against taxes and Martin Luther King Jr. day and daylight savings time and I don't know what. It's a goddamn crime that anyone in Arizona even has a lawn for illegal immigrants to mow.

Then again, isn't Arizona full of retirees living on Social Security and enjoying their socialized healthcare? You know, if this bill actually was effective in deporting illegal immigrants, then a state full of lazy bastards living off the welfare state would have to get out there and do some honest work for a change.

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