Because, first of all, Lily has much better hair. Secondly, she doesn't speak in a tone of voice that makes me want to peel all the lead-based paint off my walls and eat it. Lily has also been known to actually make people feel happy, and better about their existence, which couldn' t be said of Miss "I can't believe Michigan gave me a law degree--I bet they're sorry now. More sorry than Stanford, even." Finally, she couldn't possibly be as rancidly stupid as Ann Coulter.
So when Ann C. says that she thinks that women shouldn't have the right to vote anymore, because then there would be no more Democrats in government?* I say, let's start with you, Ann.
*Please note that this is a statement that shows that Ann has been following the slow diminishing of the alcohol in her glass rather than actually following politics. Women are not statistically more likely to vote for Democrats, and in fact gave the 2002 election to the Republicans and the 2004 election to Bush. So suck on that, Ann.
In other news, The Daily Show does it again.
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