Could we throw the brakes on here for a little bit? Are they really offering what look like old Folgers coffee cans as "evidence" of Iranian involvement in Iraq? And how do we know they're from Iran? Do they say "to amerika wiv luv" on them, or what? How do we know these guys didn't just go rootle around in the sand around one of the many, many arms dumps we left unguarded after the invasion of Iraq?
As usual, the Rude Pundit takes it to another level, a level of rudeness most of us can only dream of attaining:
"No, no, not good enough for any goddamned thing. If they wanna bomb Iran (a notion that's soooo 1980), then here's the evidence the Rude Pundit wants to see: he wants to see the Mullahs dry-humping nuclear warheads that read, "Hey, infidels, suck on this"; he wants to see a video of motherfuckin' Ahmadinejad actually shoving an IED into a drugged, tied down Dick Cheney's asshole, saying, "We're gonna blow up Dick Cheney's ass, America, if you don't back the fuck up on our nukes," with the President of Iran ordering his guards to fuck Condoleezza Rice's disembodied head. And even then, there should be a referendum in this country on whether or not we actually care if Dick Cheney's ass gets exploded."
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